"Grow Dammit" Funny Garden Stake – Shabby Chic Cast Iron Style Plant Marker
"Grow Dammit" Funny Garden Stake – Shabby Chic Cast Iron Style Plant Marker
Give your garden a little tough love. Are your plants moving at a snail's pace? Do you have a "brown thumb" but a great sense of humor? This cheeky garden stake is the perfect way to add some personality to your patio, flower beds, or indoor pots.
Crafted with a vintage, ornate aesthetic, it looks like a classic Victorian garden marker - until you read the "encouraging" message. It’s the ultimate gift for the frustrated gardener or a hilarious addition to your own botanical collection.
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
This humorous stake is the ultimate accessory for completing a garden's styling by adding instant personality and a conversation starter. The 30 cm height makes it perfectly proportioned to peek out above ground cover, nestle into a patio flower pot, or stand tall in a vegetable patch. The ornate, shabby chic design contrasts beautifully with green foliage, allowing you to disguise a funny gag gift as an elegant piece of traditional botanical decor.
SIZE & WEIGHT
SIZE & WEIGHT
Plaque size:
12.6 cm (W) × 10.5 cm (H)
Overall height (including stake):
30 cm
Weight:
0.25 kg
MATERIAL
MATERIAL
Cast Iron
CARE & MAINTENANCE
CARE & MAINTENANCE
GENERAL CARE
Cast iron is strong and made to last. A natural patina or light surface rust may develop over time, especially outdoors — this is normal and part of its character.
OUTDOOR USE
Suitable for outdoor use year-round. For longevity, place items in well-drained areas and avoid constant contact with wet soil or standing water.
RUST & MAINTENANCE
If light rust appears, gently brush it off with a soft wire brush or cloth. Applying a thin coat of cooking oil, linseed oil, or rust protector can help slow further rusting.
CLEANING
Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp cloth. Avoid soaking in water or using harsh chemicals, as this may accelerate rusting.
STORAGE
If not in use for long periods, store in a dry, covered area to maintain appearance and condition.
FINISH & VARIATIONS
Each piece is cast and finished individually. Small variations, texture marks, or colour differences are part of the handmade charm and not considered faults.
SHIPPING & RETURN
SHIPPING & RETURN
SHIPPING
Australia-wide shipping available
- $12 flat rate shipping for standard size products
- Free shipping on orders over $199
Remote or regional postcodes and large/heavy items may incur additional shipping fees. Any extra costs will be shown at checkout or confirmed with you before dispatch.
ORDER PROCESSING
Orders placed before 12pm AEST (Mon–Fri) are shipped same business day. Orders placed after 12pm ship the next business day. Delays may occur during public holidays or peak periods.
DELIVERY TIMEFRAME
Most orders arrive within 3-10 business days, with metro deliveries often arriving sooner.
TRACKING
You’ll receive an email with tracking details once your order has been dispatched. Invoices are sent electronically to reduce paper waste 🌱 We are not responsible for courier delays or delivery issues caused by incorrect address details.
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